Mullethunt '07 Update

Yes friends, Mullethunt '07 presses on into the final stretch! Hunters seem to have hit a dry spell as of late. While visual sightings continue, camera capture has eluded even the best of hunters due to a number of circumstances. I have tried to find a reason for this phenomenon, however, have come up empty. The mullet drought has come to an end, though, with this recent capture by yours truly.

This is not one of my finer catches, as the photo is quite blurry. However, you will notice, there are TWO mullets in the single pic. A classic Male Mullet (blue arrow) and a Two-Toned Femmullet (pink arrow). Both are separated by a basic 80's trailer-trash haircut, also known as a "Honkey Tonk Hairdo."

This capture was made in the popular mullet habitat - Walmart. If your mullet hunting is yielding no results, I suggest places of business such as this for a higher mullet ratio.