Ozark Sasquatch?

Today while perusing the local classifiedes, I came upon this ad in the "Help Wanted" section, under "Notices"...I had to read it several times. It said (and this is copied word for word, with the actual phone number omitted):

Blue Man: If you have had a sighting of an unusual large animal walking on two legs, you are not by yourself, over 70 sightings reported in Missouri. If you contact us, your identification can be kept confidential. Any age of story accepted. 417-***-**** .

Hey, if he can cut the coyote population back down to a semi-resonable level, he's welcome in my back yard.