Happy Blueberry Muffin Day

I've been informed today is Blueberry Muffin Day. So, Happy Blueberry Muffin Day. Sure would have been nice to celebrate Blueberry Muffin Day by having a blueberry muffin, but alas, the Hooter Household is grocery deficient. Best I could do was a tortilla with peanut butter, and I'm pretty sure there's not a Peanut Butter Tortilla Day.